went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Randomize
