Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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