Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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