Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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