I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Congratulations! We have a period
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