Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
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If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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