Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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