how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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