Have you finally orgasmed yet?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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