You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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