actually, I'm a sock model
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
my nose is crying tears of wow.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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