Dual....:-)
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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