That's intense
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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