Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
nutella sex= disaster
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
i think my cat just said my name.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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