so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I understand Curling. That high.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
