i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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