Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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