I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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