I don't think brook has ever known best
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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