It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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