This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he was CRYING into my vagina
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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