Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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