I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Shame is for Republicans.
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