Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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