needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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