Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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