is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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