I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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