Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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