He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
