Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Randomize
