Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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