Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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