covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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