Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
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well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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