508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
im having a threesome with these popsicles
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he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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