I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I showed him my bush... on skype.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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