And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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