I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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