Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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