Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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