If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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