I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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