he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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