Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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