it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
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We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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