so let's talk penis.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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