so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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