I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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