Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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