is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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