Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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