I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
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We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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