I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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