they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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