Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
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You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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