Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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