Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Randomize
